I had a sudden urge to smoke a cigar and drink scotch today. This was before I hockey-pucked my Treo. I would have done it to but it was Sunday and I couldn't find a liquor store. And all of the good cigar stores are way on the fuckin north side. No, the norther side. I really wanted a glass of Johnnie Walker Red.

I think I might take up drinking as my new hobbie.